Rusti
07-12-2009, 03:33
Gnomes are devious, treacherous, annoying little gits.
They destroyed their own town using bio-warfare agents, so now they hang out with the dwarves [who I'm sure never expected them to stay THIS long] and then to top it off, they make a whole stack of inventions which either work REALLY BADLY, or fail spectacularly!
Worse yet, are Death Knight gnomes... There's nothing like seeing a midget with an axe or sword 5 times LARGER than he is, wade in to battle 6 mobs 4 times it's size and emerge victorious.
Like watching a small dervish whip through and kneecap everything before skipping off into the distance giggling...
It's just WRONG...
They destroyed their own town using bio-warfare agents, so now they hang out with the dwarves [who I'm sure never expected them to stay THIS long] and then to top it off, they make a whole stack of inventions which either work REALLY BADLY, or fail spectacularly!
Worse yet, are Death Knight gnomes... There's nothing like seeing a midget with an axe or sword 5 times LARGER than he is, wade in to battle 6 mobs 4 times it's size and emerge victorious.
Like watching a small dervish whip through and kneecap everything before skipping off into the distance giggling...
It's just WRONG...